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Re: The VW Jetta GLX Mailing List Digest V3 #286



>Date: Wed, 3 Nov 1999 09:50:32 -0800
>From: Khan Klatt <khan@mediaaccess.com>
>Subject: Re: Decisions Decisions Decisions
>
>At 10:56 PM -0500 11/2/99, VWGTi@aol.com wrote:
> >Which GLX to go for?  I am looking at 2 very similar GLX's.  Black with 
>Black
> >Leather, 5spds, 1 - 43k miles, 1 - 46k miles, Both all stock in excellent
> >shape, One is a 96 the other a 97.  Are there any major difference 
>between
> >the 2 to make me want one over the other?  I know the brakes but that is 
>all
> >I know.  11.0 vs 11.3.  Is one OBD 1 and the other OBD 2 is there a 
>better
> >OBD?  Any help in which to choose would be appreciated.  One thing I 
>forgot
> >to look at, is the 3rd brake light.  I like mine in the 94, its real 
>slim,
> >and i know 97's are not like that.  Anyone know if the 96 is the older 
>style
> >like the 94 or is it just the 4x2 rectangle?
>
>Now, a clever man would choose the newer GLX, because he would know
>that only a great fool would reach for the older car. I am not a
>great fool, so I can clearly not choose the 96 GLX. But you must have
>known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can
>clearly not choose the 97 GLX.
>
>Yet iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is
>entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having
>people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly
>not choose the 96 GLX.
>
>Where was I? Oh yes, Australia, and you must have suspected I would
>have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the 97
>GLX.
>
>The 97 GLX is newer, which means it's in better shape, so I can
>clearly not choose the 96 GLX. But, the 96 GLX has been driven less
>per year, so I can clearly not choose the 97 GLX.
>
>What in the world can that be over there?
>
>- -Khan "Princess Bride Edition" Klatt
>
>P.S. The answer is that the poison is in both cups-- the trick is to
>build up an immunity to iocane powder so it does not matter which one
>you drink.
>
>Khan Klatt                                         khan@mediaaccess.com
>
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