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Re: Decisions Decisions Decisions
At 10:56 PM -0500 11/2/99, VWGTi@aol.com wrote:
>Which GLX to go for? I am looking at 2 very similar GLX's. Black with Black
>Leather, 5spds, 1 - 43k miles, 1 - 46k miles, Both all stock in excellent
>shape, One is a 96 the other a 97. Are there any major difference between
>the 2 to make me want one over the other? I know the brakes but that is all
>I know. 11.0 vs 11.3. Is one OBD 1 and the other OBD 2 is there a better
>OBD? Any help in which to choose would be appreciated. One thing I forgot
>to look at, is the 3rd brake light. I like mine in the 94, its real slim,
>and i know 97's are not like that. Anyone know if the 96 is the older style
>like the 94 or is it just the 4x2 rectangle?
Now, a clever man would choose the newer GLX, because he would know
that only a great fool would reach for the older car. I am not a
great fool, so I can clearly not choose the 96 GLX. But you must have
known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can
clearly not choose the 97 GLX.
Yet iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is
entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having
people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly
not choose the 96 GLX.
Where was I? Oh yes, Australia, and you must have suspected I would
have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the 97
GLX.
The 97 GLX is newer, which means it's in better shape, so I can
clearly not choose the 96 GLX. But, the 96 GLX has been driven less
per year, so I can clearly not choose the 97 GLX.
What in the world can that be over there?
-Khan "Princess Bride Edition" Klatt
P.S. The answer is that the poison is in both cups-- the trick is to
build up an immunity to iocane powder so it does not matter which one
you drink.
Khan Klatt khan@mediaaccess.com
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