looney-tune draft

[Snoopy the Celtics Beagle <snoopy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

There's been so many wild and weird variations of which team will draft 
who, I decided to go completely nutso and do one of my own.  If you don't 
like silly messages, just move on to the next post.

1. Cleveland Cavaliers:
The Wizard of ID, 'cause it's gonna take more magic than LeBron to fix that 
team.

2. Detroit Pistons:
Marmaduke, since they need someone big enough to rebound.

3. Denver Nuggets:
Alley-Oop, to continue their habit of players who can do everything but 
make baskets.

4. Toronto Raptors:
Wile E. Coyote--he knows ALL ABOUT playing hurt.

5. Miami Heat:
Bugs Bunny, but only because of that wrong turn at Alberqueque.

6. L.A. Clippers:
Lucy Van Pelt.  It's not like they have any other players who listen to the 
coach anyway.

7. Chicago Bulls:
Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes) who won't go near a bicycle, never mind a 
motorcycle.

8. Milwaukee Bucks:
Mickey Mouse, who always goes where the big cheese is.

9. New York Knicks:
Foghorn Leghorn.  Just to annoy Spike Lee (who apparently never heard of 
Spike Jones and His City Slickers).

10. Washington Wizards:
Popeye, the Sailor.  At least he's old enough not to be told to eat his 
spinach, more than you can say for a few of the Wiz players.

11. Golden State Warriors:
Roger Rabbit--he wants to stay near his wife's work.

12. Seattle Supersonics:
Ziggy.  They have such miserable weather, they need as much positive 
thinking as they can get.

13. Memphis Grizzlies:
Yogi Bear, of course.

14. Seattle Supersonics:
Aquaman.  Maybe he can help with the rain thing.

15. Orlando Magic:
Rex Morgan, MD.  They need medical help in the worst way...

16. Boston Celtics:
Cutter John from Bloom County.  Say what you will about the chair, he can 
still make it downcourt faster than most of the guys we have now.  Chris 
Wallace will then try to trade Walker for a pizza, but lose his job when he 
forgets that Red prefers Chinese food.

17. Phoenix Suns:
The Road Runner, for obvious reasons.

18. New Orleans Hornets:
Broom Hilda.  After what Shinn did to Paul Silas, she ought to be just 
perfect for him.

19. Utah Jazz:
Steve Roper and Mike Nomad--the closest comics deal to Stockton and Malone.

20. Boston Celtics:
Snoopy (what, you're surprised I didn't draft me sooner?)

21. Atlanta Hawks:
Flash Gordon.  The strip was cancelled because no one was reading it 
anymore.  Should be right at home with the Hawks.

22. New Jersey Nets:
Marvin the Martian.  Just because I like the little guy.

23. Portland Trailblazers:
The Batman, if they want to REALLY clean up this team...

24. L.A. Lakers:
Superman.  just to show Shaq someone who actually shows up for the 
never-ending battle.

25. Detroit Pistons:
Walt from Gasoline Alley.  Man knows his cars.

26. Minnesota Timberwolves:
Charlie Brown.  After looking at Chuck's record, they won't feel so bad 
about the playoff exits.

27. Memphis Grizzlies:
Boo-Boo Bear.  I hate to break up a great tandem.  Maybe Hubie will wear 
Mr. Ranger's hat, and yell a lot.

28. San Antonio Spurs:
Beetle Bailey, just so they'll still have a lean military type on their team.

29. Dallas Mavericks:
Richie Rich, to give Mark Cuban a run for his money.

Snoopy the Celtics Beagle
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