Re: Bothered by Walker

[damekmo@teleport.com]

Two things:

>I'm with you, and you know, now that I think about it, I'd say Walker's the
>reason for our national debt, drove the getaway car for the Watergate crew and
>was they guy behind the grassy knoll.
>
>Injuries happen.
>
>Mark

Mark, Mark, Mark, I was with you most of the way, but, who are you trying
to kid? You know that there are no accidents. Injuries just don't happen.
C'mon Mark! Wake up! They're planned in advance. Especially by someone who
knocks down a teammate and then gives him that "insincere' look of concern
that he's so famous for. And don't try and tell me you don't know what look
I'm talking about. You know...that Antoine Walker "insincere look of
concern" look. That's right....that one. The bastard.

And now this:

>Let's then trade Walker for Travis Knight, it will be great for team in
>general no physical play, nobody will get hurt during practice and
>everything will be fine. - Mishra

Once again, Mishra, right on the money. Did anybody see that photo of
Knight on the CBS Sportsline web site when they reported the trade. Did you
see him ripping down that rebound. OH MAN...talk about a rebounding
machine! Let's get him back NOW and just leave the Lakers with that time
bomb we call "Antoine Walker." That's probably not even his real
name....the bastard. Wait a minute. Hey Mark...now that you mention
it...that "Antoine Walker" does look a little like John Dean. Who in fact
looks a little like Jimmy Hoffa. Who's supposedly dead but did you see that
picture of Monica Lewinsky this past weekend. The one in which she's
wearing a baseball cap? Huh?....You tell me "she's" not a dead ringer for
Jimmy Hoffa. So now it all becomes clear. "Antoine Walker" was a White
House intern! And her real name is Kenneth Starr. And "he" has special
skills! So there...Mishra, Mark and I just figured out what "Antoine
Walker" is up to and that we'd all be better off if he were playing for the
Lakers. It took us a while...but we've come around. "Once we were
blind....but now we can see."

Thank God Almighty there's an actual game this evening.


Paul M.

Thanks for keeping me in line Josh. I'm flyin' right and shootin' straight
from now on buddy....You know it.